A blog dedicated to discussions and critiques regarding various shows including: The 100, Legacies, Riverdale, Manifest and other select TV shows. Miscellaneous topics may be discussed as well. Enter the Mordancy!
Saturday, November 16, 2019
Legacies - Screw Endgame
Discussing Ep. 2.5
This was a really fun episode, however it had its pitfalls with one very underwhelming reveal at the end.
I loved the 80's theme, even right down to the logo. I thought Lizzie's hair looked really good all frizzy like that. Frizzy Lizzie! I'll copyright that.
It was interesting because it was sort of like the prison world that Bonnie and Damon went back in time to, however there were people in this one and also the Minotaur! Back on that later. Seeing as how it was like they went back in time to the 80's, I was kind of hoping we'd get like a cameo from Elena's parents. However, it wasn't a real time travel (despite the DeLorean making an appearance) though it was still fun. I was amused at them having to play Frogger in real life in order to make it through the world.
I have to say, the Minotaur costume was both corny but cool.
I give full credit to the guy who had to run around in that thing because running around in that thing looked like it would be the most awkward and difficult thing a person could do. But damn.....that guy could run and he'd run at full speed too!
So props to that guy for doing a really good job in that Minotaur costume.
While I did like this storyline, much like some of the other storylines in this episode, I was sort of let down by the purpose of it all. The original Keeper got stuck in the labyrinth because some sorcerer got rejected by some woman he was pursuing and like a typical modern-day incel, he created the labyrinth and put her inside of it with the Minotaur as punishment for rejecting him. Her only way out was to find another lovely maiden to take her place. First off, this apparently had nothing to do with Landon. Previous monsters showing up out of Malivore were all about finding Landon and taking him back to Malivore. Here, the Keeper wasn't concerned about that at all.
While my problem wasn't necessarily with the story itself, it felt like they created that history specifically for the moment at the end where Lizzie takes the "women are doing it for themselves" approach and decides that they will not let themselves be controlled by the whims of men anymore. I don't know.....it just felt awkward the way they interjected that message of female empowerment because they didn't really need to do that. They've been able to get the female empowerment message across just fine in these episodes. There really isn't a need to spell it out for the audience.
Case in point, I liked that it was Lizzie who picked up on the Keeper not telling the whole story about the labyrinth which caused Lizzie to break the cycle by destroying that bracelet. It follows her character's ability to figure out puzzles and mysteries (like she did when she figured out how to beat the genie last season). I do hope they bring that side of her out more often because it's a positive for her character. I found it hilarious when she knocked Hope out with that stick. Damn! Girl was swinging for the fences when she hit Hope in the head! And I also liked that she and Hope were able to once again become friends although I'm sceptical since Lizzie seems to flop back and forth about that particular status. But for the time being, it was nice that Hope found somebody who remembered her, which seems like it's going to be the whole world who remembers her now judging by the ending. The one thing I did find rather funny, if not convenient, was that the labyrinth was 80's themed and the school party was 80's themed. What a coinkidink! Oh well.
Surprisingly enough, I actually liked the interaction between Drowned Pirate and MG. They worked really well together and I kind of wish they had kept going, which they just might considering the ending. I'll get out my TVD Mythology book and start nitpicking on something.....if Sebastian is indeed a regular vampire, then how or why was he able to appear to MG or Kaleb or Lizzie at all when desiccated? They wrote it that he got a taste of blood and therefore was strong enough to mentally project himself to Lizzie and then MG and finally Kaleb. That being said, to my recollection, that's never been done before. I recall that Elijah was able to talk to Rebekah in a dream or vision when he was daggered, but not full blown interaction in the real world where nobody else could see him but Beks. And he's an Original vampire! How could Drowned Pirate be more powerful than Elijah to do what he did? I remember Damon able to speak to Caroline when he was desiccating. So I can agree that vampires actually do have that ability to communicate while desiccated. But none of them have been able to project themselves the way Drowned Pirate was able to. So that's why I'm not sure if he's 'just a vampire.' That said, I am thus interested to see what he is and what his agenda is. If it turns out he's just some run-of-the-mill vampire who is just out to become the next Ripper, that will be real disappointing.
As for the other storyline with Lasie, again I was impressed but at the same time worried about how and why they were having Landon and Josie hold back on having sex. First off, I laughed so hard when Landon is looking for a condom and Bonnie Tyler's I Need A Hero is playing in the background. That was totally unexpected and that brought a real smile to my face. I liked this scene between Landon and Dorian.
It's refreshing to have a character like Landon who isn't cocky, who isn't smooth, who isn't so sure of himself and that he needs to talk to someone older and more experienced about what he's feeling. He's not the typical CW teen hunk with abs of steel and a rugged personality who knows how to seduce and make love to women naturally, all at the tender age of 17! Even when you compare him to a character like Rafael, it's amazing how 'typical' Landon actually is. Within the TVD Universe, let alone the CW itself, this was something else because it felt real and I'm sure it felt relatable to some of the teen viewers watching. And I applaud them for that. What I was worried about though was that Landon was holding back because, when Dorian mentioned how Landon would know that the time was right and that the person was right, I feared that Landon was holding out for Hope, if only on a subconscious level. I didn't want Landon to hold back on having sex with Josie because there was some weird sixth sense that would only allow him to feel the need to have sex with Hope as though Hope is his one true love or something like that.
Thankfully, that wasn't the case and Landon was raring to go once he got a condom. So the chase was on to find a condom and what I also found refreshing and very responsible of the writers was how, when Landon came back with condom in hand and Josie didn't want to do it anymore, he didn't push it. It might not seem like a big thing but after hearing and reading stories of girls and women on dates (of all ages) who, when the guy buys dinner and buys tickets to the theatre or movie and what not and then expects to get some action because 'she owed him' after all the money he spent on her, this was an important message to get across and I liked how they did it. She could say 'no' at any time and he should respect that. He could say 'no' at any time and she should respect that. So, a round of applause for that!
Now, of course, the reason as to why Josie didn't want to do it anymore, that being that Landon's journal (?) which was being filled in again with thoughts of Hope, it seems like people's memories of Hope are coming back? I didn't really get how and why Lizzie's memories came back and I'll be curious to know why others memories are coming back too but I won't harp on that.
And finally, the big reveal at the end. Who or what is Vardemus?
I have to say, I was rather disappointed. For him to turn out to be none other than Mudman Jr. in disguise? That was weak. I wanted Vardemus to be his own character....to be someone new who had his own agenda and who could be a completely new player in the grand scheme of things. I don't mind if he decided to team up with Mudman Jr. This just spells doom for Alexis as a regular on the show. Not that I expected him to be a regular necessarily but I expected him to have a long run throughout the season, to have a bigger role to play. I don't mind Clark coming back but not like this! This was just.....I didn't like this at all.
And so now I'm sure they're going to have to retcon Vardemus' history because he was hired by Caroline and that obviously could not have happened if Clark was stuck in Malivore with Hope! And I'm trying to remember the sequence of events. I suppose Vardemus did indeed show up when Mudman Jr. got out of Malivore, so I suppose it all lines up. Either way, it sucks and I was really, really hoping for something different.
One last note though, my props to Alaric for pulling off this costume.
He looked really good! I think the beard really completed the outfit. I swear, if Matt Davis wanted to play the role of Indiana Jones in a remake, he probably could do it!
So aside from the ending, it was a rather fun episode. The crew pulled off some really cool dance moves during the dance scene and the 80's theme was a pleasant treat. I kind of like that they've thrown a wrench in the works in terms of the love rectangle, although I am worried that Hope might just drown her sorrows in a sexual tryst with Rafael, which would hurt Landon who hasn't slept with Josie yet and would give Rafael the wrong impression. I see things going very wrong, very fast!
Thursday, November 14, 2019
Riverdale - Hereditary
Discussing Ep. 4.6
- Oh, fuck you, Riverdale!
Are you trying to compete with Batwoman or something. It really wasn't enough to make Archie like Super Cena....you really had to now make him into Batman. Just....fuck off!
- Is it wrong of me that I'm actually rooting for Dodger?
- Now that's what I'm talking about....
Nana Rose, Penelope Blossom, Dead Jason and....some guy I don't know (is that Claudius)....and a creepy puppet. That's a dream team right there. Is it wrong of me that I hope these hauntings scare Cheryl and Toni to death, like literally?
- And yes, by all means Julian....inhabit Cheryl's body. ANY other personality has to be better than hers!
- It's funny that I should like this puppet more than any character on Riverdale!
- Damn, I feel bad for Hermosa. To move from Miami to that shit town of Riverdale? That's a serious downgrade. Plus, so far I'm on Team Hermosa. Because any team that's against Team Veronica is a team I want to play for!
- Yeah, Jug's conspiracy theories are usually spot on! I forgot that secret power of Jughead, to be able to see connections when others can't. But for some reason now, Betty is sceptical of Jug's theory about his granddad being an author of those books. Meanwhile Betty is investigating her half brother because she thinks he's a serial killer. No hypocrisy there though, right?
- On a side note.....why hasn't FP met or talked with Charles? Isn't FP Charles' father? Isn't Jug his half brother? Why are these family meetings not happening?
- Well, that's someone I thought I'd never see again. Chic!
- Wait....what? Are they actually recalling correctly past storyline history with Chic and Charles? No way!!!
- BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Okay, first off, Toni asking why Cheryl wasn't at school is funny in and of itself. When are ANY of them at school?!? Second, Cheryl worried about leaving her infant twins with Nana Rose when the ghost of Julian is wandering about? Yeah, Cheryl....that should be your main concern....the ghost! NEVER MIND THAT YOU'RE LEAVING INFANT TWINS IN THE CARE OF A WOMAN WHO CAN BARELY WALK!!!! Why hasn't Alice come to claim her grandchildren yet?
- "You've missed way too much school!"
Like it matters!
- Sigh!
TVD/TO witches are busting a gut laughing at this right now.
- Ya know, Betty's a real fucking piece of work, getting on her high horse and judging Charles and being all suspicious of him. Not saying he's innocent but Betty has participated in the concealment of a dead person her mother killed, has shot and killed her own father, and has donned a black wig and a leather dress to play cam-girl for horny older men on the Internet. Where the hell does she get off on judging Charles for anything?!? Fuck her!
- I'm surprised, with all their throwback technology, that Charles has a polygraph machine. Why not use Doc Brown's mind reading machine since they're so into retro shit.
- Riverdale really is full of stupid, fucking people. These kids are getting into a life of crime....for free pizza? Do they really have no loftier ambitions than that?
- How is it that not enough people in Riverdale know about Archie's youth centre, according to Veronica? Why does Betty have to write about it in a high school newspaper and how in the world would that even help? HE HAD A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT IT IN THE LAST EPISODE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Alice even reported about it! It's in fucking RIVERDALE! RIVERDALE IS A TOWN, NOT A CITY! IT'S NOT SOME VAST METROPOLIS THAT NEED A BIG PRESS RELEASE TO GET PEOPLE TO HIS STUPID GYM! WHERE DO THEY THINK THEY ARE....NEW YORK?!? I'm getting a headache with this!
- An infant....swallowed....a ping pong ball! A full grown adult can barely get a ping pong ball into their mouth, let alone swallow one. Then again, these are the two twins who mysteriously floated into the sky rather than be burned by fire.
- I so fucking hate this.
I hate how Ronnie is explaining to Hermione how to be a hostess at her club like Hermione is some kind of teenager starting her first ever job. This is so demeaning.
- And now this.
So not only does she leave two babies in the care of an invalid, but she leaves burning candles EVERYWHERE unattended for no reason at all! Seriously, I just hope the ghost of Julian burns everything to the fucking ground!
- Aunt Cricket....Uncle Bedford....who the hell are these people?
- Yeah, Betty! I hope you're satisfied,you judgemental bitch! Though knowing Riverdale, they'll make it that Betty was right all along and Charles is really Charles Manson or something like that.
- Since when did Riverdale turn into The Originals? Now Aunt Cricket wants to go to the chapel to "visit with the ancestors." Do they give her power like they do in New Orleans?
- Hermione: "Over my dead body!"
Hiram: "That can be arranged."
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I liked that.
I'm actually alright with this. Reason being, it fits. Hermione and Hiram have been at this for YEARS where they have played this game so this kind of reaction from either of them makes sense. It makes sense that Hiram knows how to play Hermione like a fiddle, as much as she might not like it.
In some ways, Hiram reminds me of JR Ewing. I know that's a very OLD reference that a lot of kids won't get and they are missing out because I remember watching reruns of the show Dallas when I was a kid with my mom. While I never got to see all the episodes because it was just reruns, from what I did see I just remember him being the EPITOME of the rich, villainous, manipulative, power hungry lothario who could treat a woman like trash one minute and seduce her into his bed the next. Even as a kid, though I didn't understand the adult references and nuances, I understood that he was a bad guy that always got his way. You'd hate him for it but at the same time, you respected and loved him. If the Riverdale writers were any good, they could have made Hiram into a JR Ewing. Sadly, the Riverdale writers are just not that good.
Just for references sake, here is a collection of JR's best moments. I'm thinking of getting seasons of Dallas because of JR alone. He was such a great villain!
- Ya know, if these kids were really smart, they'd have haggled Ronnie and Archie for not just arcade games and pizza, but for cars, smartphones, clothes......if Ronnie and Archie are so keen on competing, make them really work for it!
- Oh, I do like this. I like how Hiram is getting to Ronnie. Because like Betty, Ronnie has a lot of nerve to be so judgemental about her mother. For all that Hiram did, Ronnie was still willing to do business with him so she should just get off that high horse that Betty and her ride on and just shut up!
- Oh shit! They're actually bringing that back up? They're bringing back Betty's sordid history and Alice's involvement in killing that guy? I love it!
- I really, really hope we get a FP-Charles moment. We have to. They're both heading off together to try and clean up Betty's mess. It's a perfect father-son moment that needs to happen!
- It's an interesting double standard. Ronnie's character can get away with saying "asshat" but cannot get away with saying "asshole." It's strange.
- Well, at least with Dodger knowing about Archie's masked identity, it means that he won't put on that stupid mask anymore.
- Okay, that really sucks!
We deserved an FP-Charles moment. We deserved to see that heartfelt moment between a father and his long-lost son. This is so fucking infuriating the moments they choose NOT to show!
- "Get out of my sight now while I'm still willing to forget that you had the audacity to summon me." I liked that line for some reason. I like Mr. Dupont.
- Go figure that I'd be a big fan of Hermosa. I really am! She's so much less annoying and less hypocritical that Veronica!
- And go figure that I'd be a big fan of Uncle Bedford and Aunt Cricket! I love how they're just getting to Cheryl and are bent on bringing her down and selling off Thistlehouse. I'm definitely on their team too!
- Fucking right!!!
That's what I'm talking about! Dodger and his crew stepping it up a notch with guns blazing! Let's see Super Cena dodge bullets! Actually having said that and knowing this show, I wouldn't be surprised one bit if at some point they make Archie into Neo from the Matrix! Because why not? Logic and reality doesn't exist on this show.
- Oh, Archie is so stupid. So now he's going back to the man who essentially wanted him dead....for a favour? I'm sure Ronnie is just going to be thrilled with that!
- Happy trails, Mr. Chipping!
- Oh shit
So now Toni has just committed murder, it seems. I knew she was stupid for staying with Cheryl. Now, her failure is complete!
- AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I'm not even upset at Charles and Chic being in on a scheme together. I applaud it!
- Noooooo!!! Don't be dead, Dodger. DON'T BE DEAD! WE NEED YOU!!!!
This show sucks so bad, I'm actually rooting for, and fans of, the villainous newcomers than I am for the regular cast. Hermosa, Charles and Chic, Aunt Cricket and Uncle Bedford (well....not anymore I guess), Dodger, Julian's puppet ghost, Mr. Dupont.....all of them are wreaking havoc and making fools of the main characters and I couldn't be happier. I know that at some point, the main characters will prevail in the most ridiculous way possible but for now, I'll revel in their collective misery!
On a side note, I think I know why there has been such an infrequent use of Reggie. I just saw the new trailer for Bad Boys and Reggie (Charles Melton) is in it! Plus, he's filming another movie called Swing so I can see why we don't see that much of Reggie. Still, if they knew he wasn't going to be around much, they shouldn't have given him such a promising storyline with his abusive father only to end it so unbelievably. In essence, Reggie is like the Bonnie of Riverdale. I don't know how anyone from the Riverdale production team has a job given this level of incompetence!
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